Jeeva's #IAMTSW Backstory Entry


Council of Venice Intelligence Branch:

Reconnaissance Debriefing

Date: July 27, 2012

Subject: New Illuminati Agents -Codename The Warners

To [Redacted]:
Sir or Ma’am, as ordered I have completed a preliminary reconnaissance mission to gather information on the new group of Illuminati agents known collectively as “The Warners” and am reporting as per protocol.

The agent’s code names are as follows, Wilfred ‘Wakko’ Warner, Yakar ‘Yakko’ Warner and Dorothea ‘Dott’ Warner. These agents seem to have been recruited to the Illuminati through a random combination of luck and misunderstanding. The three are all successors to the Time-Warner fortune and up until recently have been living the idle and dandyish lives that can be afforded by such a position. Kristen Geary, it would seem, was in a tongue-and-cheek mood when she assigned these three their agent handles. Previous aliases (unconfirmed) are: Howls-of-Fenrir, Scijad and Jeeva.

As to the specific incident of their recruitment, I have learned that the three got involved through an accidental online encounter that happened about a year ago. Agent ‘Dott’ stumbled onto a dummy site that was a mission portal for Illuminati agents and she assumed it to be some sort of game. She co-opted her siblings to assist in “solving the riddle” and submitted their findings to the site, much to the surprise of the Illuminati. Never ones to miss an opportunity they began to feed more “games” to the Warners and in fact ‘Dott’ commented on her social media sites on several occasions that she had found a sort of “scavenger hunt for the wealthy” that made use of those with “private jets and the means to hire some questionable muscle etc.” She has posted information on several of their “scavenger hunts” to date which brings up the possibility that this group’s actual mission is to spread misinformation.

At the time of this report it is unclear whether or not the agents are aware of their initiation into the Illuminati. The lives of such people being already peppered with drug-laced globe-hopping they may actually believe that they have merely fallen in with a new social set. Further investigation is needed and to that end I have submitted a requisition for funds and supplies needed to carry out an infiltration mission. I intend to pose as a fellow scion of industry and befriend the group. Please forward the funds as soon as they are approved.

I will continue to report as per protocol and check the the dead-drop sites for updates / changes in orders.

Recorded via the US SW Branch Office Reporting Service, Confirmation Code: [Redacted]
Agent [Redacted] on July, 27 2012 at 11:26 pm PST with call originating from Las Vegas, Nv.


Source: The Secret World Jeeva’s #IAMTSW Backstory Entry